It Was All A Dream
It sucks to be sober I wanna get wrecked.
I would sell my soul just to forget;
forget what I did last night.
I was so drunk I didn’t even fight.
I should have said no, but I’m a fool.
I went skinny dipping with another woman in her pool.
With pink tights cut to my thighs,
I am the girl who lies and lies.
Ask me a question and I will reply,
watch out my honey or I’ll make you cry.
Santa’s elves are now friend with Chucky boy -
oh boy are the little kids lucky.
Come on sissy we’ll ride in the sled,
I watched all the guts run as they fled.
I woke up and found her dead in the pool,
Was it all a dream?