Eric Garner
Things That Make Me Happy When I'm Mad
When I'm mad and things don't seen funny
to brighten things up you can
give me money.
Sometimes when I'm mad
once and so often a surprise
can make me glad.
When I'm angry people like to brag
to give me some candy I won't
be mad.
AUTO VS OWNER
Why do you do this with your conniving
ways?
You'll never start on snowy or rainy days
and you run good whenever it’s sunny.
Whenever you are a good boy I buy you gas
to make you run.
But, when you act up you refuse to listen.
You blame it on the transmission.
But, don't worry I'm saving bucks to buy a
2002 brand new truck.
You nag and complain and blame me for the
hassles.
When you and your wife dirty me up, not to
mention those little rascals;
And when you don't warm me up, the key you
have, I wish you’d lose it.
This is payback for all the loud music.
And you don't clean me, besides you suck.
I'll even help you find a new truck.